Ronaldo: Hey Messi, how are you feeling after joining PSG?
Messi: I'm feeling great, thanks. How about you? How's life at Manchester United?
Ronaldo: It's amazing. I'm back to where I belong. I'm the king of Old Trafford.
Messi: Well, good for you. I'm also enjoying my time at Paris. I'm playing with some of the best players in the world.
Ronaldo: Like who? Neymar? Mbappe? They are good, but they are not on my level.
Messi: Oh, really? What about you? Who are you playing with? Fernandes? Pogba? They are decent, but they are not on my level.
Ronaldo: Come on, Messi. You know I'm the best player in the world. I have more goals, more assists, more trophies, more awards than you.
Messi: That's not true, Ronaldo. You know I'm the best player in the world. I have more skills, more creativity, more vision, more magic than you.
Ronaldo: Skills? Creativity? Vision? Magic? What are those? The only thing that matters is results. And I have better results than you.
Messi: Results? Is that all you care about? What about the beauty of the game? The joy of playing? The art of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Beauty? Joy? Art? Those are just words. The only thing that counts is numbers. And I have better numbers than you.
Messi: Numbers? Is that all you see? What about the emotions of the game? The passion of the fans? The spirit of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Emotions? Passion? Spirit? Those are just feelings. The only thing that matters is facts. And I have better facts than you.
Messi: Facts? Is that all you know? What about the history of the game? The legacy of the legends? The glory of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: History? Legacy? Glory? Those are just memories. The only thing that counts is the present. And I have a better present than you.
Messi: Present? Is that all you live for? What about the future of the game? The potential of the stars? The dream of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Future? Potential? Dream? Those are just fantasies. The only thing that matters is reality. And I have a better reality than you.
Messi: Reality? Is that all you believe in? What about the mystery of the game? The wonder of the miracles? The magic of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Mystery? Wonder? Magic? Those are just illusions. The only thing that counts is the truth. And the truth is, I'm better than you.
Messi: Truth? Is that all you trust? What about the challenge of the game? The thrill of the duels? The fun of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Challenge? Thrill? Fun? Those are just games. The only thing that matters is the win. And I always win against you.
Messi: Win? Is that all you want? What about the respect of the game? The honor of the rivals? The love of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Respect? Honor? Love? Those are just words. The only thing that counts is the score. And I always score more than you.
Messi: Score? Is that all you do? What about the play of the game? The flow of the moves? The rhythm of football? I have more of those than you.
Ronaldo: Play? Flow? Rhythm? Those are just sounds. The only thing that matters is the goal. And I always score the best goals.
Messi: Goal? Is that all you make? What about the beauty of the game? The joy of playing? The art of football? I always create the most beautiful, joyful, and artistic goals.
Ronaldo: Beauty? Joy? Art? Those are just opinions. The only thing that counts is the fact. And the fact is, I'm the best.
Messi: Fact? That's just your opinion. The only thing that matters is the opinion. And the opinion is, I'm the best.
Ronaldo: Opinion? That's just your ego. The only thing that counts is the ego. And my ego is bigger than yours.
Messi: Ego? That's just your weakness. The only thing that matters is the strength. And my strength is greater than yours.
Ronaldo: Strength? That's just your pride. The only thing that counts is the pride. And my pride is higher than yours.
Messi: Pride? That's just your arrogance. The only thing that matters is the humility. And my humility is deeper than yours.
Ronaldo: Humility? That's just your insecurity. The only thing that counts is the confidence. And my confidence is stronger than yours.
Messi: Confidence? That's just your delusion. The only thing that matters is the reality. And the reality is, we are both the best.
Ronaldo: Reality? That's just your fantasy. The only thing that counts is the truth. And the truth is, I'm better than you.
Messi: Truth? That's just your lie. The only thing that matters is the lie. And the lie is, you're better than me.
Ronaldo: Lie? That's just your joke. The only thing that counts is the joke. And the joke is, you're better than me. (laughs)
Messi: Joke? That's just your humor. The only thing that matters is the humor. And the humor is, you're better than me. (smiles)
Ronaldo: Humor? That's just your smile. The only thing that counts is the smile. And the smile is, you're better than me. (winks)
Messi: Smile? That's just your wink. The only thing that matters is the wink. And the wink is, you're better than me. (nods)
Ronaldo: Anyway, it was nice talking to you. I hope to see you soon on the pitch.
Messi: Likewise. Take care, my rival.
Ronaldo: You too, my friend!